Fat Kid Deal Awards – 2022 Winners Are Here!

After years of seeing the good, bad, and ugly of Amazon items, we decided to have some fun. Every day we find deals on the most outrageous products, so why not share them with you? We’re excited to announce the first-ever Fat Kid Deal Awards. We’re categorizing the un-categorizable, folks!

Comfiest Item: Quility Weighted Blanket

Quility Weighted Blanket for Adults – 25 LB Queen Size Heavy Blanket for Cooling & Heating – 100%…
  • 100% COTTON – Our adult weighted blanket is made with durable, breathable cotton material and a removable cover that’s machine washable for…
  • EVEN PRESSURE – The micro glass beads in this heating and cooling weighted blanket are evenly distributed to help promote relaxation as well…
  • BETTER SLEEP – These weighted throw blankets for adults offer the warmth and comfort of a big hug. The gentle pressure is designed to reduce…

Tastiest Item: CELSIUS Peach Mango Green Tea

CELSIUS Peach Mango Green Tea, Functional Essential Energy Drink 12 Fl Oz (Pack of 12)
  • Functional, Essential Energy with 200mg Caffeine to help you LIVE FIT
  • Made with Premium, Proven Ingredients and 7 Essential Vitamins
  • No Sugar, No Sodium

Most Expensive Item: PATEK PHILIPPE Nautilus 40MM Rose Gold Men’s Watch

Least Expensive Item: Fake Diamond Silver Ring

Clearance Deals Rings,Silver Ring Womens Diamond Engagement Wedding Band Rings Jewelry Gift for Moms…
  • 🍒Fashion Diamond ring made from mixed alloys to add hardness and durability, which is not harmful to your health. Tarnish resistant and…
  • 🍒Comfortable and practical to wear every day,rings for women pack rings for women size 10 rings for women cheap rings for teen girls…
  • 🍒Clearance Jewelry Ring Women Fashion Jewelry Wedding Ring Under 5 Dollars Exquisite Ring Amethyst Ring Thanksgiving Gift Lockets Ring…

Weirdest Item: Coca-Cola 2 Slot Toaster

Nostalgia Coca-Cola 2 Slot Bun Mini Tongs, Hot Dog Toaster Works with Chicken, Turkey, Veggie Links,…
  • GREAT TASTING: Toasts up to 2 of your favorite regular-size or extra-plump hot dogs and two hotdog buns at the same time
  • ADJUSTIBALE SETTINGS: Adjustable toasting timer and stop toasting button allows you to toast your hot dogs to your preferred doneness
  • HOT DOG CAGE & TONGS: Use the included mini tongs and hot dog cages to keep hands safe when removing hot dogs and buns from the hot dog…

Best Outdoor Product: Wise Owl Outfitters Camping Hammock

Wise Owl Outfitters Hammock for Camping Double Hammocks Gear for The Outdoors Backpacking Survival…
  • Comfortable: Whether you’re relaxing by the fire, sleeping under the stars, or just lounging around this winter camping season, our camping…
  • Compact: Lightweight and convenient, our portable hammock weighs only 24oz and folds to the size of an eggplant. Single Hammock measures at…
  • Easy Setup: Equipped with two 9ft long tree straps and carabiners, our hammocks for camping makes setting up a breeze. It also features 5…

Best Beauty Product: Demora 24K Gold Eye Mask

24K Gold Eye Mask– 15 Pairs – Puffy Eyes and Dark Circles Treatments – Look Less Tired and…
  • NO MORE TIRED AND DEHYDRATED EYES WITH DARK CIRCLES: Are you sleep deprived? Hungover? Exhausted? Do your kids keep you up at night? DERMORA…
  • DO YOUR WRINKLED EYES MAKE YOU LOOK AND FEEL OLD? Using DERMORA collagen under eye pads are a sure way of improving your look and feel. In…
  • TACKLE PUFFINESS THE NATURAL WAY: Our eye mask for puffy eyes hydrate the dried out and tired skin around your eyes relieving you of that…

Best Pet Product: Active Pets Dog Car Seat Cover

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Active Pets Dog Car Seat Cover for Back Seat – Durable, Nonslip, Waterproof 600D Cotton 3-in-1…
  • WHICH SIZE SHOULD I GET: Reference our sizing guide found in the image set to the left or further down the page to determine which dog car…
  • COMFORTABLE & STURDY – Forget those cheap dog seat covers for cars that can’t withstand your pet’s paws and claws! This covering keeps your…
  • UNIVERSAL FIT – We made these car seat covers for dogs of all shapes and sizes! From tiny smart cars to SUVs, our car seat protector is sure…

Coolest Item: Cloud Massage Shiatsu Foot Massager

DEAL
Cloud Massage Shiatsu Foot Massager Machine – Increases Blood Flow Circulation, Deep Kneading, with…
  • Easy to Use: This foot and leg massager uses a deep kneading Shiatsu technique to help improve blood flow, reduce inflammation, stimulate…
  • Feet & Calves: This goes beyond a basic foot massage! With an adjustable base, our massage machine can be positioned with amazing comfort to…
  • Intensity: From gentle to strong, the foot massager with heat offers 3 distinct levels of intensity to suit your preference. To avoid…

Most Helpful Item: Katchy Indoor Fruit Fly And Mosquito Trap

Katchy Indoor Fruit Fly Trap, Mosquito Killer, and Gnat & Bug Catcher with UV Light Fan and Sticky…
  • Get rid of gnats, fruit flies, and unwanted flying pests once and for all with our gnat killer for indoor
  • A smaller, more compact design of the best-selling Katchy gnat trap machine, our fly trap catches even the tiniest of fruit flies
  • Easy on the eyes, our discreet and elegant indoor fruit fly and mosquito killer fits perfectly in your home, kitchen or office as a…

Rookie Of The Year (Best New Product): VEVA Humidifier + Essential Oil Diffuser

VEVA Humidifiers for Bedroom Large Room 4.5L, Cool Mist Water Vaporizer Essential Oil Diffuser,…
  • DRY AIR RELIEF – Instantly reduce dry air and increase humidity with this air humidifier that holds up to 4.5 L of water and covers up to…
  • BETTER NIGHT’S SLEEP – Get a more restful night’s sleep with these ultra-quiet, soothing humidifiers for baby, kids, and adults. Set the…
  • EASY AROMATHERAPY – These air humidifiers for bedroom offer relaxing aromatherapy by simply adding essential oil drops (not included) into…

Most Popular Item Of The Year: ThisWorx Car Vacuum Cleaner

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ThisWorx Car Vacuum Cleaner – Car Accessories – Small 12V High Power Handheld Portable Car Vacuum…
  • PRACTICAL: A mini vacuum for car or truck that is compact, lightweight (2.4 lbs), and easy to use. Equipped with a HEPA filter, this small…
  • POWERFUL: This hand held vacuum is made for on-the-go use and solving out-of-reach problems. A very sandy day at the beach? A coat of dog…
  • STRONG SUCTION: The cyclonic force and strong suction of the 106w motor on these handheld vacuums will terminate any dirt, debris, or…
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